Different subnets, similar to how you describe. It would be really tricky to have them on the same subnet, especially if you want a firewall between them.

FWIW, I use the VLAN approach. I have a VLAN (101) specifically for IoT shit. The firewall allows devices on other VLANs - general purpose (104), infrastructure (102) and servers (103) to connect in to 101, but nothing can reach out. Works seamlessly. The only issue you might bump into is that some devices use UPnP/mDNS for discovery, but OpenWRT has a proxy module you can install to facilitate that.

You may be wondering why the tags I use for my VLANs are so odd. I also wonder that sometimes.

“The good news is that we were able to deflouce the liberellapop from your upper guttyworks and it was a clean removal. The bad news, I’m afraid, is that we found some graspellies and blongongs in your drivelbox and signs of borpus… normally we’d start treatment but I’m afraid they’re quite advanced and… look, I’m sorry, but you have the pleb and… it’s johnternus.”

Track point navigation is a myth.

FELLOW INVDERS OF THE GLORIOUS PERPETUAL LEIGION OF CALAMITY OF THE NINTH ETERNAL GLACTIC EMPIRE MAY REJOICE FOR THE HEADLINE CONFIRMS THAT OUR MIGHTY THOUGHTCUBES AND CALCULAMATORS ARE UNAFFECTED AS THEY ARE PRODUCTS OF THE PLANET ZILZOG

any humans reading this you’re crazy why are you so crazy

Security through obscurity.

I don’t know why you were downvoted. Every modern fridge and freezer comes with a built-in heater coil for defrosting. More in-depth articles actually make it sound like the heat pump was turned off and the defrost cycle was repeatedly triggered.

“But if we don’t destroy without discrimination first, someone else might!”

Good. The nineties Multipla may have been fugly thing, but it was fun, comfortable, super roomy and still drove like a hot hatch, especially in the upper trims. It’s the family car people should be demanding.

Integrated into the dash is a hidden display that is invisible when the car is switched off, emphasizing the concept’s back-to-basics ethos.

There is no car interior design choice I hate more than fold-away screens on the dash. It’s basically the car maker saying “we couldn’t figure out how to make this screen not look like a cheap tacked-on aftermarket peice of shit, so we’ll hide it when you’re not around so it looks good for passers-by but you’ll still need to deal with it”. If Fiat have “solved” that then more power to them.

The Cybertruck isn’t cyberpunk, it’s tacky and not at all punk.

Did you know that the highway scene in Tenet was filmed in one take and entirely accidentally? They just built the film around that.

Bestowed bollocks

Chain it with the LAMDA function and baby you’ve got a stew going.

Why does my left bollock look like jackfruit suddenly?

But how else will it get important updates that protect it from the latest online threats?

Can you not just get some ATAs? The other guy talked about his AVM router with a built-in ATA, but you can get them as standalone devices for next to nothingm and they work fine for voice, fax or modems up to 33.6k.

Most devices with modems will just be plugged into cheap ATAs. They can handle v34 no problem.

For three, say “command prompt” instead.

In fairness, several major distros are available on the Microsoft store.

Not to mention a 20 watt bulb would be blindingly bright unless it’s an incandescent bulb or something. It uses the same power as a useless 20-watt toaster, or a punchy 20-watt desk speaker, or a compact 20-watt fan: about 20 watts.

Yes, but in fairness you could do that before.