Don’t blame Graphene for Motorola’s hardware.

Yeah. Hey Sam, I hate the idea of you owning your home. I’d prefer it if I were your landlord.

Don’t make kids that are machines

/doubt

No thanks, going to stick with my gaming PC I got like 4 years ago.

Looks like I’m going to be paying for an app possibly for the first time ever. I’ve had the free version for a while but they’ve earned my money

Edit: damn it crashes a lot :(

I mean, we do measure engine displacement in liters

🦅🦅🦅

Does it need it? No. Do I want it? Yes.

Isn’t that always the case?

So you’re saying that I’m part of the smartest generation? I wish that would help me buy a house.

Soapy* tiddies

What’s Reddit?

Same :(

I guess the next time I want to travel internationally I’ll take a train to Canada and fly out from there.

I wonder if I could desolder the WiFi chip

I need to learn how to do this

Can confirm. My LG C3 has never touched the internet (and never will) and it’s amazing.