10/10, Would ride to the 1990 World Cup with.

Until you install Firefox, that is.

I support a fleet of 300 Windows laptops plugged into USB-C docking stations, with bluetooth headsets, and all that is connected to a Citrix farm.
My job has been pure driver hell for the past year, ever since we were forced to downgrade to Windows 11.
And I have no idea how to get out of it.

What happens if you put the recycle bin in the recycle bin?

So, all in all… A relatively decent Windows update compared to the average?

Yeah, I’m definitely gonna need lsd for this.

Just look at this picture. This thing costs over $2k.
And their target market are teenagers.

How do you fuck up product design this badly?

Found the Ferengi

Here’s an explanation of the context, without the gory details or NSFL original image:

https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/the-cheese-grater-image

Fun fact: Phone cameras now have enough resolution for AI to get your fingerprints off a photo

Imagine if this leads to all people in AI images flipping you off.

I wonder if he can use slurs.

Did the road runner paint a tunnel on it again?

Ya, Beltalowda beratna!

Antivirus in the classical sense is an outdated concept anyway.
Nowadays, if you want to protect your system, you need endpoint protection that supervises everything with system-level root access and only allows whitelisted processes to run.

These drones aren’t armed. They can’t kill you if you disobey their conflicting orders or try to grab your wallet while black.
So these drones ARE better first responders than cops.

At least the drone doesn’t start shooting before it’s fully turned the last corner…yet.

Still a better first responder than a cop

That’s why smart glasses with a hidden camera need to be banned by law.
Or include punching people who film you as self defense, might be even more impactful.

My workplace has field-tested contingency plans to keep the business running when literally all IT systems and the office building are inaccessible. Which is kinda impressive for a local newspaper.
The goal is mostly to prepare for a ransomware attack, but parts of it were recently needed when the power to the building went out and the cooling system for the servers failed at the same time.

For my private life, I don’t care. My IT stuff is only recreationaI.
I still have a radio, a DVD player, and books.