This one is basically impossible to top.

We are ruled by morons. They probably assumed their employees did nothing except draw a wage.

That’s over a quarter of 2025’s global GDP. Just to highlight how grounded and sensible this claim is.

Oh, we are all aware of what you use your dildos for. Certainly not “defending against tyranny.”

Buddy, you live under a corrupt government that is robbing you blind. You have the opportunity to prove that your gun shopping hobby is not just consumer fetishism right now!

But you won’t, of course. You might as well be collecting dildos.

You got yourself. Congratulations on your shopping hobby though, lol.

Yeah, no one is ever wrongfully arrested and convicted in the USA. You guys are famously standing up to tyranny, brave yankee.

I instantly regret every donation I’ve made to Wikipedia, and won’t be making more in the future.

https://apnews.com/general-news-b40414d22f2248428ce11ff36b88dc53

The company said that it’s planning to expand its operations in the footprint in the area

Residents say it sounds like a vacuum cleaner in their living room, and the company has offered to buy up homes from unhappy residents.

Very convenient for them that they converted their data centre into a property value destroyer before making this offer. I’m sure that’s coincidental.

I’d make my own reply but this person speaks for me.

We are ruled by privileged idiots.

Yeah, no shit. It doesn’t make any money. This is so they can push losses onto the public when it goes under.

One person’s disaster is another person’s neat, I guess.

Great. I’d love to be able to see a crab rave for Oracle.

Well don’t worry, this administration has a tried and true solution. If you stop checking for screwworm, it’s not there.

Whatever the visual equivalent of nominative determinism is, I suppose.

I remember seeing a post earlier this year about libreoffice doing a web based version.

Yeah, here it is.

The ask jeeves that recently died is not the ask jeeves that people remember. It was sold to some other company ages ago that turned it into a google search that only returned weird, scammy results.

Apple file system