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My avatar is the Fuzzbomb from the 1980s children’s educational PC game Agent USA for no particular reason. You can play it in your browser here.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2025

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  • 2018
    wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
    excited to play some halo 2k19
    “xbox on”
    …
    “XBOX ON”
    "Please verify that you are “annon332” by saying “Doritos™ Dew™ it right!”
    “Doritos™ Dew™ it right”
    “ERROR! Please drink a verification can”
    reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
    only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
    still feeling sick from the 14
    force it down and grumble out “mmmm that really hit the spot”
    xbox does nothing
    i attempt to smile
    “Connecting to verification server”
    …
    “Verification complete!”
    finally
    boot up halo 2k19
    finding multiplayer match…
    “ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!”
    my mother just walked in the room
    “Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?”
    “NO!”
    “Console entering lock state!”
    “to unlock drink verification can”
    last can
    “WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card”
    drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
    pour the last half out the window
    “PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE”
    the mountain dew ad plays
    i have to dance for it
    feeling so sick
    makes me sing along
    dancing and singing
    “mountain dew is for me and you”
    throw up on myself
    throw up on my tv and entertainment system
    router shorts
    “ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF”
    “PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE”







  • My local Microcenter has posters of notable computer pioneers up high in the back where you can see them from anywhere in the store. Each poster has the person’s name as well as a description of something they’re most known for. Bill Gates is there as well as Ken Thompson, Robert Kahn, Robert Metcalfe, Grace Hopper, Richard Stallman, etc. I always thought that was a nice touch. Even though it’s like the nerdiest of all stores, I suspect 90% of customers are probably Windows normies and just need a computer for work or to play games and wouldn’t recognize any of them with the exception of Gates. Even I don’t recognize some of the names, like Kahn (co-invented TCP/IP) and Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet).






  • Most users don’t care about any of the spying. I’d expect a competitor of similar size to do the same. If there’s any improvement competition could bring, it would be for the creators, giving them a larger slice of the ad revenue that otherwise goes to the owners of the platform. I guess that would mean better quality videos for users. Though, I don’t think allowing anyone to make boatloads of money by getting millions of people to sit around for hours and hours watching videos has been a positive for humanity. Incentivizing creators with more money will just make this worse.