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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • No. Your revisionist history isn’t needed here, friend. Bush is genuinely a nepo baby moron. He didn’t know how to feel about anything until Cheney told him, and that ain’t Cheney in his ear. That’s why he sat there. His followup question to hearing the news was famously,

    “Why you tryin’ to kiss me in my ear, scooter? You tryna be my boyfriend or somethin? Seriously though, do we still get that pudding they serve on air force one on the way home or does this whatever crap you said mean we have to pretend to be all sad and not be seen with pudding right now? Because I’m telling you, pudding sounds awesome right about now, scooter.”




  • Install an app that monitors their usage (with consent of course). Run for a week or month. Justify with their own data. “You only actually do these 4 things. Let’s look at each of these good replacements for them” One at a time, gated. If 1 works, we move to 2, etc. When all done conversation is you like these 4 now, they all run on Linux, let’s backup all your files and switch to Linux. You’ll have all your programs, and the files you need. And we’ll start with a skin closest to macOS look and feel.














  • You could be doing crimes there mom and dad? Are you making heroin in the bathroom mom and dad? I’m worried enough about the possibility now that I’m going to have to report you to the cops.

    They are going to come investigate and you better not be in the bathroom when they get here or they are going to kick down the door for your safety and shoot the dog for assaulting an officer by barking, making the officer fear for their life.

    If you then run out of the bathroom confused and yelling about our dead dog, that may rightly be seen by the officer as a threat and attempted murder demanding a justified defensive shooting response - You will be shot in self defense and mom will be arrested as an accessory to attempted murder of an officer.

    If you didn’t have anything to hide, you wouldn’t have walls on your home or clothes on/open body cavities where you are clearly concealing weapons with intent to harm. I thought I knew you mom and dad… Look what you made the officers do??



  • Snapz@lemmy.worldtoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•Jellyfin 12 Released
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    New version comes with an easy payment plan so you don’t have to pay everything upfront!

    I’m feeling generous, so I’ll pay the first 3 payments for the first 69 people to respond here with a detailed description of their most embarrassing moment in life and a photo of a cartoon character without pants.


  • Tesla offloaded the hardest, least profitable part of the Solar Roof — the physical install and the customer relationship — onto small local companies, let them absorb the training and tooling costs, and then pulled the product out from under them. Tesla keeps a manageable warranty liability on 3,000 roofs. The installers keep the stranded investment, the abandoned pipelines, and the awkward job of servicing a discontinued product for the next two decades.

    And now all these goons will turn around and buy fleets of his scamtaxis and own all the risk, depreciation and liability when they start to mow down families