Musician and filmmaker UK/EU
Frontman & only writer of No Outlines
Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon
I’ve been at it for months
Nothing is permanent
My dad sometimes asks me to help him find some movie from the 70s or 80s and it simply doesn’t exist anymore. The internet promised me I’d never be in that situation myself. The internet lied.
You gotta try and take its positives
Now that you mention it… this rat poison does have a pleasant cherry flavour
I’ve been slow to transition away from Google products but I gotta say… to make an effort to ditch Google and then have THIS happen to you? I feel bad for those people. I really do… You do the right thing and get slapped in the face. Not fair.
I’d rather Sam Altman didn’t own a home
You can buy a cheap guitar for about £100. Beats Guitar Hero
Or you could turn to a life of crime. Beats Grand Theft Auto
Goat Simulator fans please contact the furry community for advice
butter his ass up for the AI cock
I think I’ve seen that video
do you even know what a race condition is
Oh, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out, pal. Now get out of here. This isn’t a nazi bar.
Google, 30 minutes later: “Wait, you meant baby potatoes, right? RIGHT?”
but don’t worry, after 6 months they’ll start putting AI and ads back into it.
What? No way they’d do the thing Disney just did!
They’ll bring old Google back and call it Google Classic. They will also have a Google Zero, with zero calories, and, of course, Google with a lemon twist.
You’re right. I literally forgot the first two Y. Or rather I assumed they were implied.
It also made posts with extra cheese
I am lactose intolerant
This post gives me brain farts
“Don’t kink shame”
Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth
Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully
Now you can choose between a platform owned by the far-right and a platform owned by the far-left.
EDIT: Lemmy being Lemmy. Gonna say it again. FUUUUUCK COMMUNISM. FUCK IT ALL THE WAY UP ITS ASS. FUCK ALL COMMUNISTS. DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUCKING WIN. Move to China and see how much they actually love you. I’ll read your story in an article like this: https://www.nbcnews.com/world/russia/american-family-moved-russia-seeking-better-life-got-drawn-war-ukraine-rcna220463
Every time one of you “Mamdani is right-wing” communist cunts downvotes me and presumably has their blood pressure spike to dangerous levels I reward myself with a cookie.
Awww, thank you, shark 🥹
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Put them on a floppy disk