America

Granted, but only if the exit mechanism requires you to take estradiol.

They trimmed a huge amount of terminology and an abundance of everyday words, and made it check grammar and punctuation despite the fact that it is objectively terrible at both. It is a bit worse now than 10 years ago.

Boosky. And not as in autumn festive wordplay. I’m expressing distaste for corporate social media.

I mean, someone snaps, I’m not expecting a well thought out plan. Kill the people verbalizing the orders and obliterate the prison. Thats going to fit the description better for someone exhausted and pissed off. For every Luigi, there are 1000 Mark Orrin Bartons

“In other news, it’s getting hot in the Amazon. A spree of fires have struck Amazon warehouses and several managers disemboweled in their own homes. More at 11.”

It feels like a low poly version of a muscle car.

When the US collapses, at least these cars will help secure some African warlord’s fief

During the exodus, it felt like 20-30%

It’s getting child-free, but still majorly indebted to credit card companies up in here.

Time to sell the kid

I was gonna say, this is a very typical activity. Until I read the rest of the post

My favorite aspect of 2026 is how little time people offer before honking at a green light. Everyone knows that people are fucking around on their phones so it’s rare to see a light left green for more than 2 seconds without a little *bep*

As someone who has driven both before and after phones became ubiquitous, you are right, there is absolutely some conflation going on here. With that said, people are also absolutely driving more poorly as a result of distractions. The way that people brake and accelerate is exceedingly telling. I wish phones were 100% barred from cars.

for poor pedophiles

I think I know what you mean, but I strongly urge you to rephrase that in the future.

“You don’t understand! I need my 400 terabytes of child pornography to keep the kids safe!”

The federal investigation was dropped but the local investigation is ongoing

Honestly, genuinely, and 100% seriously, if it is a twitter screenshot, it is probably better to simply disregard its veracity. Twitter screenshots are 80% dunking on random vermin, 30% bot posts, and 20% faked. (Percentages reflect the vent diagram of fuck that is twitter) I used to verify, until I realized that the people there are simply not worth knowing.

Thankfully, I don’t know anyone who would want these things

This is like asking whether it’d be alright to cum inside a woman, post-birth. Very intentional delay

Exactly. Ublock origin is notable only for being part of 0 ad companies and 100% trustworthy. The blocking lists are universal. If it’s built into the browser, you’re golden