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Cake day: July 1st, 2025

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  • Except it’s being sold as the second coming of Jesus Christ that will suck your genitals while doing the jobs of ten of your subordinates at a fraction of the cost.

    Given that the spending phase of the bubble is still in full swing, the only possible outcome of this absolute shitshower is a serious economic crash that will eventually flatline entire countries because of just how wide and how deep the pool of “investors” (read: over-leveraged, entitled gamblers playing with other people’s money) ultimately is.




  • See, I went through a phase of absolutely loving banana flavoured milk. I realised at the time that it made my pee vivid yellow, from the Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin) they used to colour the product.

    Now, I never got a chance to test it, but I wanted to have to have a blood sample taken, to see if my blood was bright orange if I drank enough banana milk.

    I know, I know. Dumb as fuck, but I thought it’d be a laugh.