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minus-squareDave.@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agobzZzzzZzt! Damn these electric trousers!
Now selling the Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, CEO edition!
No need to write tearful letters to your company and family, or dive out off sight during a coldplay concert or ask your friend how to slip your wife anti-std pills if you’re a CEO who wears our Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, patent pending.
Artists rendition what you (a CEO) might look like when wearing them
bzZzzzZzt!
Damn these electric trousers!
It’s not even sexy.